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Much love xx

The blogger is an April & Taurus baby. I am born in a tiny & peaceful island in Malaysia. I blog because I want to be able to read back my beautifully painted memories with the most wonderful people that came into my life. Read my blog and get to know me more. Don't be naughty here by spamming, meow!

THE HAM HAM STORY
*DRUM ROLLS*


Husband : Yay, fooooood!!


Wife : I got food too! But I don't like mine? Why, simply coz I like to eat other people's food. Hehh


Husband : Hehh, what my wife said is so true.


Wife : WHAT ? You got problem with what I just said ?!? You bastard you!


Wife : I'LL SHOW YOU! Come gimme!
Husband : WTF?!


Husband : Darn you, go away you bitch!
Wife : Chehh. He's so strong today.


After lunch :



ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

The Owner : OMFG, so cute!
*runs off to take camera & start snapping photos*
*ka chak, ka chak*


Wife : Huh? What sound is that ?! Oh ohhh! My sweet lil darling kind (HAHA) owner snapping pictures of us.
Time for my very own photshoot! ;D


Husband : ZZZZ

*The sweet lil darling kind owner was snapping his pics untilllllll*


Wife : Oh come on! I'll pose for you my dear owner!! What kind of pose ? Killing pose ? Sexy pose?


Wife : Duuuuuuuuude! GET OFF THE WHEEL! Cant you see I'm having photoshoot here?!
Husband : Oh shut up. bitch.


Wife : MIND YOUR WORD PLEASE! I'll kill you!
*sits on his face* HAH! Now you cant breath!
Husband : Oh wtf?! Woi, got off me!! Fatso! Get off!!


Wife : Oh no I wont! Take back your words!
Husband : Okay okay fine! Sorry my cute lil fair chubby pretty wife........


Wife : Hmmph! *Removes her ass from his face*
Husband : HUH HUH HUH OMFG. I thought I was going to die.


Husband : NOW YOU GET OFF MY BED! I WANT TO SLEEP!


Husband : COME ONNNN *push push*


Husband : WOI!
*push harder*
Wife : Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Cranky old man.


Wife : Fine fine whatever bastard. I'll get you tonight.


Husband : Whatever. At last, good night.




By yours truly
I was so bored okay!