When I grow up...
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 @ 11:39 PM
When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies.
When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies.
To me, I'd rather be a successful normal human being that respects and knows the existence of my parents, my family and my true friends.
I don't want to be famous, I don't have to be a star, I don't have to be in movies BUT I want boobies and I want to see the world. Nice cars are optional. But yes, I REALLY love sexy looking cars. But honestly, due to terrible human kind in this 21st century, people nowadays scratch your new shiny car so this really makes me ponder awhile before I make up my mind to purchase any smexy bootylicious cars. Not that I can afford any cars right now or planning to buy my own smexy bootylicious car in 5 years time, but I don't see that the human kind will be better in the future. Worse I think. I am no god/nun/priest/monk/anyholyperson myself. I made mistakes, I am still doing mistakes and I will still make mistakes in the future (like later, waking my mum up to get me some food because I am already hungry, I make a bad daughter :C )
I was sitting down (fine, lying down -_-) thinking about how I want my future to be like. I hope I have a time machine to see how my future looks like or visit my future self, like you know, The Time Traveler's Wife (ring any bell?), but of course, I don't want to be the wife, I want to be a Time Traveler myself, it's quite fun if I know how to control the years I want to be in. The only thing I do not wish to see is how I end my life. That... is the worse thing ever. I do not want to see how I die. I just want to know, will I die in agony or peacefully? I really do not want to know how death feels like. If I know one day, I will come back and share it with my lucky loved ones that are still alive, hee 8)
So about my future! I am now... Eighteen years old. I will end my Diploma in Hotel Management in 2 years time, so I will be around 20 by then. Okay cut this out. I don't want to plan one by one. Just roughly, you know 8)
I want to be able to get married at the age of ... 27? I actually wanted 30 but I think that would be too old for me to have a baby. The age gap between me and my child(ren) will be too far. So I'll pass. 25-27, ideal time to get married, yes?
If you say no, then I will tell my future fiance to blame you if I reject his proposal to me before the age of 25 or after the age of 27.
About children... I want... I want to have twins HAHA. PAINFUL TO THE MAX I KNOW, but twins are superbly cuuuuuteeeeeeeee. Identical twins, that is. I want a pair daughter so that I can tie their hair, dress them up (like a Barbie Doll but a real one that bleeds every month and not blonde), talk to them about boys, tell them what period is and teach them how to wear a pad HAHAHA. I am not kidding. I want to be able to be all MUMMY-ish. I syiok!
A pair of sons... I don't know. I hate little kids, especially boys because I am bias like that. I mean, they HAVE to go through the age of 3-10 right? I hate kids that age. HATE IT TO THE MAX. Furthermore, I can't dress them up... That would be gay. I can't tell them what period is (boo!) and I don't want to see little boy's penis because it MAKES ME LAUGH HAHAHAHA. So tiny... *kicks&jentik (I forgot what jentik is called in english fml) I am sorry :x but it really makes me laugh. If I am nice enough I will just giggle.
If I am not blessed with twins then fine. I want a daughter. If it's a guy, I'll make him into a girl. Lucky boy.
About cars. Yummy. My current favourite family car is Honda Accord. The latest version.
Swoosh. Sexy.
I love this car especially when its in shiny brown or pure white. WAH, keng ah. Drools* I do not know anything about car specifications so I will shut up about this part. Not going too talk much or else kena shoot from people who are head over heels about cars like they can actually hump the car and makes baby cars or something.
I kinda freak out like when I ask any guy...
Karen : Omg, nice car. What is it called?GuyThatHumpCarsAndMakeBabyOutOfIt : less than 5 seconds Oh. It is called ______ (insert any sexy name of a car)Karen : Oh... Okay. Is it good or fast?GuyThatHumpCarsAndMakeBabyOutOfIt : also less than 5 seconds Yes. Indeed it is. It has ___ horse power, ____ type of engine, runs _____ kilometer per hour... etc (IDK WHAT SOME MORE LAH)Karen : Right. OmgWhatAFreak
You get what I mean
Husband... YEAH. HAHA. I don't prefer to be a spinster my entire life. No husband, no baby. No baby, no period telling story time. No period telling story time, no grandchildren. No grandchildren, my funeral will be empty.
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So, I'd rather have a husband. It's too early to get a husband right now but I just want to tell the rough idea about my ideal husband (averystronghinttoyoumisteryouknowwhosawadikapkap) hee.
I hope he loves children so I don't have to take care of my son and kick balls with him.
A good cook because I don't have the interest to cook, I just love baking (though I have never baked except ERT back in school -_-) but I can't BAKE for DINNER almost EVERYDAY, can I?
A PMS absorber. Oh yes. Absorb my PMS moment like a good sponge does.
Respect my parents. You hate my parents? You leave me. I hate people who send parents to old folks home. I hope your future children do the same thing back to you. HAH. What a piece of shit
Every Sunday is family day. This means, including our parents. Morning walk at the park together, lunch together, evening tea time at Winter Warmers, dinner at Dragon-I.
Never answer me about cars specification is less than 5 seconds
Maybe I should print this out on my wedding day make him read to me before he can see my face in the bride room
Marriage
THIS IS MY IDEAL MARRIAGE SCENE
Yeap, you got that right. A Garden Wedding! I want my wedding to be held at any nice garden. So... fairytale-ish. So romantic. Mwah! Mark-nee-fiq!
Garden decorated with white beautifully-carved tables with white beautifully-carved chairs tied with beige coloured ribbons, white and beige roses scattered randomly on the ground, a bed of white and baby pink rose petals at the aisle, peaceful music at the background, a lake/pond with Japanese carp and a beautiful fountain, guests in white, black or cream coloured dresses/tuxedos.
Beautiful
I want my PYT's to be there with me. ALL OF MY PYT. Even if you are in India (HAHA), America, Australia, Japan, Indonesia (O.o) I DO NOT CARE. It's not like I am gonna get married twice in my life! One of you must be my bridesmaid! I want my close friends to be with me there too. Not forgetting the family. Ex collegemates. Colleagues.
When I grow old
I do not want to look like this
Instead
I want to be a hot mama!
HAHAHAHA
TEEHEE. I am done telling/writing.
COPYRIGHT
kidding
Just a random post. I am bored. IDK why am I telling you guys all these nonsense.
