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BROWN FUGLY THING

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 @ 10:41 AM


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

A god damn huge cockroach just HAD TO CRAWLLLL like a fucking idiot in front of me when I was happily enjoying Jackie Chan's movie munching biscuits.

YOU MOTHER FUCKING THING

It was the biggest cockroach EVER. Mother of all ugly looking cockroaches!! It was (YES WAS MUAHAHAHAHAHA THE JOY!!) as huge as my thumb! Longer, in fact... Shit. Yesterday I suffered from Paranormal Activity II & now my biggest fear in my life had to take a stupid stroll in front of me. I shouted at the top of my lung like an idiot for my mum because I don't have the balls to kill the top most thing I hate in my life. I HAVE NO BALLS. Literally no balls. I think I shouted so loud that my neighbours thought I was getting raped or tortured. No shit.

I'm even having goosebumps typing c-o-c-k-r-o-a-c-h-e-s down eeeeeeeeeeeee
*shivers*

Dear God/Shiva/Buddha/Allah,
Why you no create better looking living organism T^T
Of all things, brown crawly ugly flying thing? Why not unicorns? They seem nice... CHARLIEEEEEE ^^

P.S : I won't apologise for the "Fuck" word overload in this post because apparently the F word is rude but its because THEY DESERVED TO BE (no not fucked ew!!) CALLED THAT WAY.

It's my biggest fear. Phobia.
So now you have a new method of killing me in the future.
Bravo for reading this post!
*applause*

BUT NO ANYTHING BUT COCKROACHES
T^T
I'll fucking haunt you
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